Me: Well then who's on first?
Fahad: Yes.
Me: I mean the fellow's name.
Fahad: Who.
Me: The guy on first.
Fahad: Who.
Me: The first baseman.
Fahad: Who.
Me: The guy playing...
Fahda: Who is on first!
Me: I'm asking YOU who's on first.
Fahad: That's the man's name.